at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
He told me they were just razor bumps!
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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