"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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