the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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