Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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