I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Maybe he injected his testicle?
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
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