living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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