If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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