new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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