I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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