I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
cat food counts as protein by the way
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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