please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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