Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
