Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
my poor anus
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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