I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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