Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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