apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
We're using joints as your birthday candles
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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