Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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