can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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