Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
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Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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