Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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