Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
porn star boner night. come get it.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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