Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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