That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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