hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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