Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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