try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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