Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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