with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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