we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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