you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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