I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
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