Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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