i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
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