remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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