so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Randomize
