Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
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