No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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