So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
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