drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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