I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
I wish i was in the wii world.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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