i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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