Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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