she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
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