My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
false alarm, still single
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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