Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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