after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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