...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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