he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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