Porn is love you can see.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Dude, I woke up in the kitchen, naked, with a blueberry bagel as a pillow.
Can I eat your pillow?
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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