Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
Randomize
