I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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