She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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