Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I did not marry a roomba.
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