Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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